The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.
a digital pundit; someone who likes to goonline and offer opinions on everything on sites that encourage viewers to offer such feedback; the accumulation of all this material is called reviewage.
Every time he goes online, he likes to leave his opinion on whatever he reads or sees, even when he doesn't really know what he's talking about; he's the biggest digidit I know.
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.