a digital pundit; someone who likes to go online and offer opinions on everything on sites that encourage viewers to offer such feedback; the accumulation of all this material is called reviewage.
Every time he goes online, he likes to leave his opinion on whatever he reads or sees, even when he doesn't really know what he's talking about; he's the biggest digidit I know.
by Victorians June 28, 2012
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Get the Dimidit mug.Microbits of social communication archived on the web not to be confused with one's naughty bits. Most usually things we prefer not to ever be archived, let alone, archived on the web. Usually found on twitter, posterous and more often than not, on a facebook wall.
When I try to sleep, digibits call and haunt me.
If I don't remove my digibits, all hell will break loose.
If I don't remove my digibits, all hell will break loose.
by LittleMsSocio February 19, 2010
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Rachel’s rectal digititus requires me to always shove my finger in her ass. I don’t mind.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
I have to warn you, I have rectal digititus and will require insertion to at least the second knuckle to get off.
by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018
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by Randle99 November 1, 2007
Get the diginity mug.The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.
by pensman August 30, 2012
Get the digidiot mug.The result of improper premarital interdigitation, usually resulting in extreme inflammation and irritation of the proximal, intermediate, and on rare occasions the distal phalanges.
by Handmeister S. September 26, 2008
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