didio 

A hideous, egg-shaped creature, that loves to eat (and only eats) shit.

You didio!

didio by bannanamamanomanaman January 12, 2017

Didintle 

Probably the smartest person you will ever meet .If you ever meet a Didintle keep them close because they will improve your mental health . Also Didintle’s are the cutest people.

Bruh have you met Didintle, she is so hot ,
Smarts and brains bruh.

Didintle by Tuesdaygirly April 27, 2021

urban ditionary 

When you can't spell a word correctly while texting

Jon: I love urban ditionary
Jill: What?!

urban ditionary by applesandgrapes December 18, 2017

joe-ditions 

the act of pre-casting; assigning actors/actresses to roles in a production before the actual auditions occur.

He conducted joe-ditions for his favorite actors and actresses for the upcoming play.

Steve was joe-ditioned for the lead role in the play.

joe-ditions by Dr. KB June 24, 2008

didi mao 

also means hurry the fuck up.

chop chop didi mao you roundeye.

didi mao by Josh April 11, 2005

dilio 

ghetto for "deal"

Busta, what's the dilio wit dat mofo?

dilio by shiznit20 April 25, 2003

Diviocentric Theory

Diviocentrism is the astronomical model in which the Earth and planets revolve around a stationary Div at the center of the Solar System. The word comes from the Greek (δτζβ div "DivJawnBawn" and κέντρον kentron "center"). The idea has been theoretically applied in the fields of being late, repeating stories, and wondering what happened last night.

All things exist because of the great DJB. When he sleeps at night wheels of time temporarily suspend. Diviocentric Theory dictates this to be true.

Diviocentric Theory by LankyDanky April 6, 2013