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Dictionoogle

dic·tion·oo·gle - Spelled Pronunciation:dik-shuh-ooh-gull
–noun, plural -er·ies.
1. The very first (top) website or link that is displayed on the results page for a single (one) word entry typed into the Google(TM)search box, under default settings, becomes the official Google(TM) community entry as the "Dictionoogle" definition of the word.
2. Creating a commercially competitive market or entity that advocates an economic system in which the means of soliciting bids for the rights to be the first (top) link (website) displayed associated with most common word entries that have the potential of capturing new customers or realizing new market opportunities.
1> YouTube(TM) has been the top Dictionoogle search result for the word "video" displayed on the Google(TM)results page.

2> YouTube(TM) continues to outbid the competition to remain as the definitive Dictionoogle translation of the word "video".
Dictionoogle by Brannon Hamlin April 6, 2007
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Dick-Shun-Oogle

The lazy person's dictionary.

Used mostly for a spell check, but can also be used to quickly find the meaning of a word by reading the search results page (without all of the hassle of clicking the results)
Example 1:

emberasing, no wait, thats not right.. google ftw, lets just type it in the search bar.. and...

Did you mean: embarrassing

ctrl+C ctrl+v

thanks dictionoogle

Example 2:

wtf does TLDNR mean.. lets just type it in here and see what it says..

Urban Dictionary: tldnrJun 27, 2006 ... tldnr - 1 definition - Too long did not read An acronym used on Internet forums. When someone writes too much in their post, and you simply ...
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tldnr - Cached - Similar

ah i see, thanks dictionoogle!
dictionoogle by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009
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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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