dicktwaful 

When someone is a Dick-twatwaffle.

"He stole my video games"

"Ah dude what a Dicktwaful."

dicktwaful by IdkWhhatI'mDOing July 5, 2016

Dickwaffle 

An ex bf that treats you like shit

Man, Ajax was such a Dickwaffle

Dickwaffle by Mikaela Hartt December 13, 2017

dicktacular 

A penis that performs beyond all expectations.

OMG I went home with this guy last night that was Dicktacular.

dicktacular by Ecgeo January 18, 2016

Technical Dickafulties 

1. Unable to sustain an erection engaging in sexual activities.

2. Penis remains in flacid state despite attempts at stimulation.

"Last night I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend but he kept having technical dickafulties, so I just used my vibrator instead"

"We started off hot and heavy but then he encountered technical dickafulties and he started crying, I felt like dying, so I decided to go to the other room and watch TV"

Technical Dickafulties by ~Boop op pi Do~ December 23, 2009

dickaful 

A dumb bum

Your dickaful

dickaful by Jiofobian June 24, 2016

dickaful 

A dumb bum

Your dickaful

dickaful by Jiofobian June 24, 2016

Dickwaffle 

When a guys dick looks like a waffle.

"you know that hot drummer adam? i heard he had a dickwaffle."

Dickwaffle by Jellyyyyyyyyyyy February 18, 2008