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Dickskins 

"Dude! nice dickskins! they look great"
"Thanks!"
Dickskins by anonymous November 7, 2021

Bruce Dickinson 

The Frontman of the popular British Metal Act, Iron Maiden, One of the greatest ever metal artists ever.

He was the successor of the band after Paul Di'anno, left after the "Fear of the Dark" album and Blaze Bailey stepped in and Bruce came back on the 2000 album "Brave New World" and has been there ever since
"666 the number of the beast, hell and fire was sworn to be released!"

Bruce Dickinson 

The fucking man. Has recorded 16 albums with Iron Maiden, 9 solo albums, is an Olympic-level fencer, has written 2 novels, has been a TV actor and presenter, and he owns/can drive a tank. Probably well-endowed as well.
Bruce Dickinson is the pinnacle of human achievement. I bat off to him every night.

Cheap Dickinsons Disease

A disease that infects both men and women, but is more common in 18-30 year old males. The symptoms include, not answering phone calls, disapearing for months at a time, loss of testosterone (or estrogen), crying while masturbating, no longer partying, and the loss of the ability to maintain arousal. The only known cure is to mercilessly ridicule the infected individual about loss of balls.
"Have you seen Brandon lately?"

"No, ever since he got married he's been suffering from a severe case of Cheap Dickinsons Disease

Dickskipper 

1. An individual who passes over ones penis in the act of giving a full body massage.

2. One who skips a dick.
I went to massage parlor and this Korean woman gave me this full body massage and I have got to say she's a real dickskipper.
Dickskipper by Nip Slaper December 18, 2013

richard dickinson 

a 40 year old guy who uses many nicknames such as "The Big Money Man" and "The Greasemastrr" who is a big fan of children.... too much of a fan of children
Man, that Richard DIckinson guy is a real creep. He keeps touching kids and it's weird.