Duckpressed

The fact that your circle of friends begin to suffer separation anxiety, after owning ducks together and having to give them up, when you go more than 12 hours without seeing any one of them.

Kelly is duckpressed (from duckpression) that she has to leave her friends on Garman Ave for the summer.

by MizNasty12 September 26, 2012

Dickpressed

When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.

“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”

“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”

by Sargonnas January 4, 2018

dickpressed

Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.

GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.

by anailyak June 16, 2016

dickpressed

when you haven't had sex in so long you're depressed

Suzy: I'm so dickpressed, I haven't had sex in a month!!!!

by killerbird12 May 6, 2016

Dickpressed

Depressed from lack of sexual action, commonly found in females and fortnite gamers

The poor girl hasn’t had dick in a month shes probably dickpressed.

by Marcopologr July 10, 2018

Dickpressed

When your not having enough sex and your depressed by it .

Bruh I haven’t had sex in awhile Im very dickpressed

by Candy_box November 23, 2019

dickpressed

sad because of your lack of receiving dick

damn i havent gotten dick in a while im dickpressed

by Babadookiedigger October 12, 2018