dickhat

A condom.

Sorry baby, I lost my dickhat, gonna need to go buy more!

Holy shit! I'm pregnant!
I HAVE to stop buying these cheap dickhats.

by clyrofoxx October 22, 2011

Dickhater

The worse possible insult someone could have called you, but 10x worse.

"Felicia stole my fruit snack, shes such a dickhater"

by toa_of_coffee February 08, 2018

Dickhater

Decatur, Georgia. A nearby town to Atlanta.

Man 1: "Slim pickings tonight at the Trackside."
Man 2: "Well, this *is* Dickhater."

by Nick Victim April 29, 2004

Dickhat

A hat that is placed on top of an erect penis. Usually put together with a face which is drawn on.

This dickhat makes my my dick look so cute

by The 1 who read the dictionary April 28, 2020

crusty dickhat

Having a dry ass foreskin, usually cracks.

shit man i got a crusty dickhat

by CrazyCoolGuy April 04, 2016