dickdun

a hot ass boy who’s better than Sc4r at rocket league! Oreo has a weird head

Nice Ariel Dickdun!

dickdun by Dickdun November 2, 2020

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'

'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

Charles Dickcunts by Anonymous submissions March 1, 2017

dickcuntfuck

What you say when a pen hits you in the eye

Oh! Dickcuntfuck!

dickcuntfuck by dickcuntfuck March 12, 2015

dicklung 

1. one who sucks dick so much that they require dick instead of air.
2. a slut who loves her or him some dick.

1. Your mom was sucking me so much, I could've sworn she had dicklung.

2. The dicklung owes her pimp a percentage for polishing her client's nob.

dicklung by beee August 27, 2007

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness 

A distinctive indication that a Playstation 4 has stopped functioning. Similar to the red ring of death. Coined by Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del comics fame.

I had managed to get my landlord to agree to putting off my rent payment if I let him use my PS4. He evicted me upon finding out I was afflicted by the pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness.

pulsing blue dickpunch of sadness by Zaluh November 29, 2013

DickCunt 

When a penis is growing out of a vagina

Ohh my Dickcunt is so big

DickCunt by zack15795 September 17, 2015

dickmunch 

one who munches on dicks

mo is a fuckin dickmunch

dickmunch by Anonymous February 11, 2003