dick-in-the-ass

something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.

Greg: "My Dad says I can't go out tonight."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."

dick-in-the-ass by Brian Backus June 19, 2006

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dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

dick in the ass by Ali T April 24, 2003

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dick in the ass

When you receive a long object connected to a males body put into another males body from the back. Dick in the Ass can be used with multiple people as a fun LITTLE🤏 festival!

Kevin: “JACK give us the dick in the ass RN!!!! i’m horny”

Jack: “Okay Kevvv😉”
gavin + jake: “don’t forget me jackie poo”

dick in the ass by browndogwpinkbow December 1, 2024

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nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
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Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

nuts in the ass dick in the pussy by Mace May 5, 2006