A Dick in the Ass

1. very much like a "slap in the face" but far more foul.

2. getting screwed/dicked over.

3. an insult

first guy: "Dude , she cheated on you with your brother..."
second guy: "that is such a dick in the ass."

by jenn February 2, 2005

dick in the ass

When you have an rather un comfortable feeling in your anus, then notice somthing bouncing off of your ass. That would be the dick in your ass, and balls bouncing off of your cheeks.

That whore felt my wrath when she got the dick in the ass.

by Ali T April 24, 2003

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Term used to express a warning or comment about a person's or oneself negative actions, decisions, comments, etc.

Stephanie, you've been such a dick in an ass!

iont wanna be such a dick in an ass but your butt looks a little brown today

by yummyjunk March 19, 2020

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something unfortunate, as in something going wrong with a carefully laid out plan.

Greg: "My Dad says I can't go out tonight."
Dan: "Well, that's a dick-in-the-ass."

by Brian Backus June 19, 2006

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When someone's behaviour is so superficial, selfish, difficult to tolerate, and morally reprehensible that the only foreseeable resolution is to sort them out by sodomising them within one inch of permanent rectal damage.

"That Emma is so full of shit, she always interrupts people in meetings."
"You know what she needs?"
"what?"
"dick up the ass."

by arnold hungwell August 20, 2008

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