dick truck 

A truck similar to a good truck, but you get dick instead.

It's like whale sex, but it's dick trucks.

dick truck by j_dawg129 February 5, 2017

dick truck 

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.

A dick truck is just like whale sex.

dick truck by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017

little dick truck 

A vehicle used to compensate for physical and/or sexual inadequacies, typically a full-size American pickup, the bigger the better, usually modified with a raised suspension, bigger tires, extra chrome, louder muffler, etc., and different from true work trucks that are sized and purchased to do a specific job.

Look at that, another one of those little dick trucks!

little dick truck by ExRTD March 15, 2009

Fork lift dick truck

When you're sat down on the toilet with your willy tucked down, but it then gets big and lifts the seat with you on. That's a fork lift dick truck.

Oh no I sat down on the toilet with my willy tucked down, but it then got big and lifted the seat with me on. That was one major a fork lift dick truck!

Fork lift dick truck by Bilko123 February 12, 2014

Truck dick pipes 

When the exhaust pipes of big truck penetrates a nigger asshole

Yo that bitch has truck dick pipes

So hot

Truck dick pipes by Gandolf The Goat February 26, 2024

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) 

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) - Occurs when a male of questionable intellect Is wielding a dick that doesn't match the rest of his appearance profile in any number of varying degrees from a slight hunchback-ishly Quasi to an abnormal monstrosity of a wart-laden ax handle. Any obvious retardation of an individuals cognitive abilities disqualifies them from T²d as the underlying concept of the T²d phenomena is that the contrasting ratio between his appearance profile and whatever degree of T²d he has developed makes him borderline fuckable despite being quite ugly and/or dumb also. There is no single characteristic that can qualify or define any phallic member as T²d worthy however, when you see a T²d you know, without question or discussion that you've seen or are seeing a T²d.

Damn, I never thought I would see Sarah with a dude that ugly and dumb but, he must have a mean Tonka truck dick (T²d).

Tonka Truck dick (T²d) by Lil2high July 21, 2024

Truck driver dick 

Truck driver dick is when you're prick will only gets hard enough to barely penetrate, or semi hard

I was over served last night picked up a whore and had truck driver dick, best I could do is drive a semi.

Truck driver dick by Dick Beshort November 8, 2018