dick toilet

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A dick toilet is a toilet with ample room for a man's package without risk of touching the internal filthy front area of the bowl with the penis knob. The dick toilet is generally oblong and highly comfortable.

Real estate agent: "Yes, so here's the 3 piece bathroom and..."
Duke: "Ya, I'm not buying this place"
Real estate agent: "Pardon me this is a lovely Victorian..."
Duke: "No Dick toilet bud, what do you want me to press my knob against the rim there everyday or put a tp gasket in between. I'm sorry sir, I say good day to you."

dick toilet by The Duke28 August 23, 2011

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dick toilet

A girl who would fuck anyone or anything anytime no matter what.

That bitch ain't no slut shes a fucken dick toilet.

dick toilet by boss_bo_boss June 6, 2014

Related Words

dick toilet • toilet dick • Toilet Paper Dick • More dick than a toilet seat • Toilet Bowl Dick • dick • Dick Cheney • dick weed • dick wad • dick flick

Toilet Dick

When your penis touches the inside of the toilet bowl

friend:"How's the new toilet you have installed??"
you:"It totally gives me toilet dick."

Toilet Dick by Dontevenknow October 14, 2014

toilet dick

Noun. Slang derogatory term with no real meaning except to demean;used predominately in the Lancaster County area of Pennsylvania but heard recently in the San Antonio, Texas and Santa Ana, California areas.

Yeah? Well, your Mom is a toilet dick!!

toilet dick by KY1 March 29, 2007

Toilet Bowl Dick

When you are taking a shit and your dick touches the cold porcelain at the front of the toilet, causing discomfort and in the case of public toilets, absolute disgust.

Best referred to as "TBD" in mixed company.

I was taking a shit and I got toilet bowl dick again.
Man the toilets in the mens washroom here are just terrible for TBD.

FUCKING TBD!!

Toilet Bowl Dick by sprutacus March 15, 2011

More dick than a toilet seat

The act of a woman screwing many different guys. Analogous to a man getting 'more ass than a toilet seat.'

That woman has been out getting more dick than a toilet seat. She's has layed almost everything except the trans-Atlantic phone cable.

More dick than a toilet seat by LaughingAloud March 29, 2010

Toilet paper dick

When you’re cleaning jizz off of your penis and toilet paper gets stuck to yours dick

“Dude after I came to a picture of Miranda I gave myself toilet paper dick”

Toilet paper dick by A classy fellow June 6, 2020

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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