Dick this 

Used as an attention grabber for the beginning of a story.

Dick this, I was all the mall yesterday and I shit my pants.

Dick this by Matt from TO November 25, 2007

Think about this dick fucko 

A phrase say to someone you love or admire.

“Listening to music and thinking”
“Think about this dick fucko”
“🤤”

Think about this dick fucko by ok teddy bear July 4, 2021

This Dick

A phrase used to insult another person.

Preferably a hater or someone who is trying to insult you.

Most likely used in a crowded area.

Ice Cream Shop: "Ma'am can I get a sample?" "Of What?" "This Dick."

"What time is it?" "This Dick."

"What's the answer to number four?" "This Dick."

"He wanted to see you in.. fourth period." "What? Who?" "This Dick."

This Dick by This Dick. October 9, 2007

THIS DICK

A comeback most commonly used in a sense of humor. Can also be quite annoying is used to a lot.

Doctor: "Go ahead and take a seat."
Woman:"But I can't, there is no where to sit."
Doctor:"You can sit on THIS DICK."

THIS DICK by Bitch Da Fuq September 4, 2015

THIS DICK! 

A progression from "deez nuts" to "these nuts" and then shift to "this dick." Usually given with great emphasis. Invented by caligula.

<VonGuard> i don't want you waving your sword at me
<mns> what about...
<mns> THIS DICK!

THIS DICK! by mackstann February 12, 2005

Catch This Dick 

Similar to catching these hands but more threatening and dangerous. Can be used as a threat, question or exclamation.

Past tense: Caught This Dick

Threat: "YOU DONT BACK UP, YOU GONNA CATCH THIS DICK"

Question: "You trying to catch this dick baby?"

Exclamation: *smacks lips* "Beat you ain't ready to catch this dick"

Catch This Dick by Booty Consumer November 20, 2018

Hoyt this Dick 

It means hoyt this dick

Created by Creekview High School Raider Male Team 2020

Hoyt this dick on three, ready, “One, two, three....hoyt this dick!”

Hoyt this Dick by Evan Makhoul October 31, 2020