dick therapy 

The therapeutic use of male sexual reproductive organs to alleviate a number of maladies including; Stress, Insomnia, Depression, Anxiety, Agitation, Loneliness, Hunger, Thirst, Constipation, Priapism, Nutritional Deficiencies (Vitamin C, Zinc, Protein, Phosphates) and Blue Balls.

"Wow that girl desperately needs some Dick Therapy"

"Felt better after I watched some porn and had a little dick therapy"

dick therapy by kingjazzy October 13, 2014

Dick Therapy 

To use a fuck buddy to get over your ex.

Jane just got dumped by her boyfriend and thought about fucking a ton of guys to make her feel better. But, instead, she met Chris, who gave her 1-on-1 dick therapy for a few months until she recovered from that crazy talk.

Dick Therapy by mrbank December 21, 2015

Wet Dick Therapy 

What a guy who's been recently dumped by his girlfriend desperately needs--to climb right back in the saddle and get his dick wet. Usually works wonders for a broken heart.

"Marcy just dumped Bill. He's really bummed out."
"He just needs a little wet dick therapy and he'll be fine."

Wet Dick Therapy by Ghostnote October 27, 2011

Tender Dick Therapy

Providing emotional relief to a stranger or acquaintance by softly, and non-lustfully using your member to massage, penetrate, caress, and showcase a willing female in emotional distress.

Jessica, just dumped by her boyfriend, got some tender dick therapy from Chris on a rainy night in NYC.

Tender Dick Therapy by Dothivalla November 18, 2015

Little Dick Exposure Therapy 

An idea that many men subscribe to. It states that if more men with little dicks go out there and have sex and show women a good time, they'll be more open to having sex with men with small penises.

Rico:"How was your date last night?"
Tom:"It was good until it was time for sex, she rejected me after seeing my small penis."
Rico:"Maybe she just needs a little more Little Dick Exposure Therapy, better luck next time buddy."

Little Dick Exposure Therapy by BigPiel11 March 10, 2023

Dick Thearpy 

fucking a girl as hard as possible untill shes no longer horny

my girlfriend was so horny, then i gave her "Dick Thearpy"

Dick Thearpy by Doctor loooove May 30, 2009