Dick Tator
Dick Tator by Highs69 May 22, 2021
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Dick Tator
When your penis is large and in charge!
Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.
Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.
Dick Tator by hagnfag December 30, 2010
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Dick Tator
Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?
Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.
Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.
Dick Tator by Rustaford September 15, 2020
Dick-tator
A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia
If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.
Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
Victim: No, please I might vomit...
Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.
Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.
Dick-tator by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014
Dick-tator
As well as having to get the whole office bagles this morning, the Dick-tator of my office had me running chores for him all day.
Dick-tator by Baby Dinosaur November 24, 2010
Dick-tator
Dick-tator by Awrekt September 2, 2026
dick tater
A lazy jerk (couch potato) who refuses to get off his ass, lying around with his hand down his pants demanding that his woman fetch him things. Usually a sport of some kind is on the TV, like Nascar. You can spot the dick tater by his sweat stained white ribbed tank top and three day growth of stubble.
Funkstank: Gone'n git me anuther bud, woman, then you can suck on mah dick. I'm watching the daytona fivehunderd! Whooooo!
Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.
Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.
Cousin Betty: Hold yer horses, ya damn dick tater. I done getted that thar thang I ordered from ebay and I wanna try it on for ya.
Funkstank: Do it now, bitch or I'll give yer ass a tanning. Jump the fuck to it! The dick tater has spoken. Buuuurp.
dick tater by Princess Slayah July 24, 2009
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