dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

Simp dick

A social disease when you Are so fixated on pleasing your girlfriend she controls all the decisions your dick and balls make.

Anyone to joe p -do you want to come out drinking with the boys tn.

Joe p- Na i got simp dick rn

by Chune for your headtop April 21, 2020

Simp Dick

An individual who is starved off female attention to a point where his pecker will arise even in the mere presence of the opposite gender. Commonly 5'6 and under, Not to be confused with Incels.

I want george, but he looks like he has a simp dick

by Hung08 March 19, 2020