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dick shaft 

Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.
Cum see my dick's shaft.
dick shaft by Razor July 7, 2003
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dick shaft 

my dick is as hard as a rod of steel
dick shaft by daniel August 25, 2003

Dick shaft 

Being a little worse than a dickhead
Dick shaft by therealguy22 April 30, 2024

dickshaft 

a person who is being a total ridiculous jerk
slang originating in the northwest areas of Chicago
He just stood me up!
What a dickshaft!
dickshaft by caago August 21, 2009

dickshaft 

The middle and longest part of a penis, between the head and body.
She grabbed his long shaft and ran her lips along it.
dickshaft by Dave Mitchard February 12, 2004
verb- Using your penis as shifter knob in a car, as if you were driving a manual transmission

Usually performed sitting or laying down (will only work if erection)
Almost all guys have tried dickshifting (out of boredom or just for fun)
Guy1: Dickshifting is so fun dude, try it.
Guy2: Man I own that shit... everyone does it
Dickshift by HaveFunWithYourJunk November 5, 2009

Dickshat 

If an person shits themselves during anal sex the penetrating partner has been dickshat.
It was some of the best anal sex I’d ever had until I was dickshat by him.
Dickshat by Lesbian Icon March 14, 2021
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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