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Dick Picking 

The act of sending a dick picture to a female who hardly knows you
"Omg Karen this random guy just sent me a picture of his dick!"
"Omg Susan you are now a victim of dick picking, I'm so sorry you had to see something so tragic and small."
Dick Picking by Kimbo36 May 4, 2018

dick picking 

Dick picking is the action of playing guitar (picking) with your penis. It can also be referred to as “dong picking” and is not to be confused with dick pics.
hey bro did you go to maroon 69’s last concert?

yeah man i did the dick picking was insane
dick picking by paremi02 November 2, 2021

dick pickling 

When you put your dick inside a pussy for at least three hours with absolutely no movement whatsoever. The pickling effect depends on the acidity of the pussy juices.
Dick pickling: Wow me and my girlfriend dick pickled for 5 hours last night, my dick now has a frothy brine to it. Mmmmm dick pickles.

Dick Pickin’ 

When a guy plays a guitar with his erect penis. If he can rip a sick blues solo with this method, that’s how you know he’s a keeper.
“I’m the expert Of sweep picking.”

“Yeah, but have you heard of Dick Pickin’?”

“What’s that?”

“Watch and learn, rookie.”
Dick Pickin’ by camdizzle14 May 19, 2019

dick pickin micken

An irish mob member that sends women or men pictures of their cock and balls.
Oh my god!!...EWwww gross! That dick pickin micken sent me a dick pic wearing a shamrock ☘️ hat!

Dickpacking 

When a girl goes backpacking to «feel free», but actually wants to ride alot of dick without being judged.
I went on dickpacking this summer.
Dickpacking by Johnny Depp December 22, 2019
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