dick pain
dick pain by billyizhang June 1, 2011
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phantom dick pain
The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region
Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things
phantom dick pain by neverscurred January 26, 2014
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Pain in the dick
1. When someone or something pisses you off. Like a pain in the ass but worse.
2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
2. When something may cause your dick much pain.
1. "Cheryl, stop being such a pain in the dick."
2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
2. Duffman- "Ya'll hear about suzie?"
Burnsy- "No what?"
Duffman- "I've heard she has vaginal teeth."
Burnsy- "What a pain in the dick."
Pain in the dick by Young Burnsy January 26, 2010
Pain in my Dick
A female that continues to nag and complain even after all avenues and attempts at resolution are reached.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
An attempt to end an argument by associating yourself with the problem and by not call a woman a derogatory name or phrase.
Woman: nag, nag nag nag, nag, nag nag nag.
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Man: Yes, maybe, ok, no, sorry, right.
Woman: nag, nag, nag, nag nag nag, nag nag, nag.
Man: You are a pain in my dick.
or
Man: I have a pain in my dick
Pain in my Dick by mufalleto March 18, 2011
dick painting
when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color
"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"
dick painting by berka13 September 12, 2011
Dick paint
Dick paint by drunkjeremy October 16, 2004
Dick paint
After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.
After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.
Dick paint by Bvaughn June 5, 2013