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dick notes 

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.
Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis
dick notes by Dicknotes January 27, 2015
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Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknotised 

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised
He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

Dicknotysed 

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.
"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."
Dicknotysed by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017

dicknoseshitfaceplayer 

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason
lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.
dicknoseshitfaceplayer by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008

Dicknotist 

A man who knows how to read women and tell them what they want to hear for personal (usually sexual) gain.

They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.
Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.
Dicknotist by Bonrok August 4, 2020
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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