dick notes 

Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.

Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis

dick notes by Dicknotes January 27, 2015

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.

" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised

Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknotised 

When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised

He treats her like a dog but she doesn't care Because she is dicknotised

Dicknotised by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017

Dicknotysed 

When the sex is so good you start to project feelings that aren't actually there onto something that is just amazing sexual chemistry.

"I don't know if this shit actually has a future but goddamn that man sure knows how to fuck and eats pussy like a champ. Goddamn I'm dicknotysed!"

"I have so many important things to do but I'm so dicknotysed I'd rather have four orgasms tonight and fuck for hours."

Dicknotysed by HSTgonzo July 7, 2017

dicknoseshitfaceplayer 

a guy that has been very mean and disrespectfull to a girl...
or a girl that is very pissed at a guy and calls him that for no reason

lauren called me a dicknoseshitfaceplayer after i said i liked somebody else.

dicknoseshitfaceplayer by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008

Dicknotist 

A man who knows how to read women and tell them what they want to hear for personal (usually sexual) gain.

They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.

Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.

Dicknotist by Bonrok August 4, 2020

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004