Notes over ones fully erect penis, containing the history of penis use and entire past sexual partners. Can be compared to carfax for dicks.
Sally: have you asked for the dick notes?
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis
Amanda: dick notes?
Sally: yeah, it's like a history of his penis
by Dicknotes January 27, 2015
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When a male or female has all the facts about a lover but refuses to see the truth because they are dicknotised
by Navaster twistree July 11, 2017
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by Dylan Bynum November 10, 2008
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They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.
They aren’t the shy guys or simps who you tend to ignore, they have qualities, physical and character wise, that make them popular with most women.
These men are programmed to run through women, and no matter how special you claim to be, all it takes is one phone conversation or date to break you down in his head.
Once a Dicknotist figures out that you’re a romantic who’s playing tough because you have trust issues, he’ll adjust his game to exploit your typical ass.
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