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Mallet Dick 

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.
Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button
Mallet Dick by #Splashback March 19, 2015

dickmallet 

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.
dickmallet by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

Dickmullet 

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.
Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-
Dickmullet by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004