Dick Mullet

When a man has a thick happy trail leading to his freshly shaved genitals. It's a party on top, business on bottom type of look.

Dude, I just got a Dick Mullet!

by TheGang608 February 27, 2015

Mallet Dick

When it's wider around than it is long. As this prevents actual penetration from happening it forces the owner to pound around in the general vicinity of his target, hence the name mallet dick.

Lady: Damn he hit me with his mallet dick last night, I'm sore from my knees to my belly button

by #Splashback March 19, 2015

dickmallet

A brutal attack of words

Carli just delivered a swift dickmallet to that guy...what a badass.

by GoliathOnline November 19, 2009

Dickmullet

When a man neglects to shave the hair surrounding his penis. Thus causing a dick mullet.

Bob:Dude look at my Dickmullet.
Dick: You need to shave -_-

by dfgfdgfgfgf April 22, 2010