Dick Monster 

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

Dick Monster by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

dick monster 

When a girl you dont like calls you, text you, or writes you on myspace wanting to hook up. Often says she loves you thinking it will make you change your mind.

-dude, she keeps callin me, she is bein a total dick monster.

-i know, tell me bout it. She did the same thing to me last week.

dick monster by Meesh W. February 4, 2009

dick Monster 

A small man getting attacked-physically and or emotionally by a rather large woman.

1.) Dang T, Big Mama Rashon is such a dick monster. She's always buyin' you flowers and cards.

2.) Woah, that dick monster blackened both of my eyes and smoked all my stash while I was fagged.

3.) Damn, did that dick monster do that to your face or did you get hit by a dump truck?

dick Monster by J and Bill April 22, 2007

Big Dick Monster 

A man with an inhumanly large genital member. To qualify for this name you have these: 1.) A penis of 6 or more inches 2.) The thickness of a large cucumber, pickle, zuchini or some other green cylindrical vegetable 3.) A mass of veins (veinage) 4.) A wrinkly nutsack that claps against your thighs as you penetrate vagina

Once heard in the Project Pat song "Dis Bitch, Dat Hoe" feat. Ludacris

Girl 1: Hey Chanel!!! Did you and Kano get freaky last night?
Girl 2: OMFG!!! Yes we did, he's a fuckin animal...My walls stretched like 3 inches
Girl 1:....Dear god and everything that is holy....
Girl 2: Yes Kevin is a Big Dick Monster!!!
pause
Girl 1: Could fuck him or least hold his monstrosity in hands and stare at its beauty as if its a mythical beast
Girl 2: ....Bitch No!!! That dick got my smell on it, I marks my territory!

Big Dick Monster by Chanel(Kevins[kano] Boo) July 27, 2009

Dope Dick Monster 

Dope Dick

A man that slings the dick i so satisfying to a female, she gets strung out on him like really good dope

I call him my Dope Dick Monster

Dope Dick Monster by Fruity Pebblez February 10, 2018

Anal dick monster

Crabs, just crabs.

(Scratches balls) "Aw shit, I got anal dick monsters."

Anal dick monster by When you know....you fucked up July 19, 2016

Monster Dick 

a really really really big penis 10 inch +

i have a huge monster dick

Monster Dick by Nneverland August 20, 2008