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Mom's Dick

Another term for "Are you kidding me," "Get real," or "Give me a fucking break". Used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone's mom having a dick.
"Hey, I banged Jennifer last night!"

"Yeah, mom's dick!"
by SnakAttack January 5, 2010
mugGet the Mom's Dickmug.

mom dick

The point at which mothers measure themselves against other mothers in regards to how awesome they are at being a mom. Derived from the idea of men measuring the lengths of their dicks to indicate which male ranks highest.
Quit measuring your mom dicks, we all know you're "super awesome moms" by your lengthy posts about you kids.
by forneverlost December 22, 2014
mugGet the mom dickmug.

ur moms dick

Ur mom isn't normal....
Ur moms dick is huge!
by Seth is awesome October 5, 2016
mugGet the ur moms dickmug.

bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now
Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mugGet the bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noobmug.

dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck
by 18gdup May 9, 2021
mugGet the dick mommug.

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