dick moles

this is when some 1 has tons of moles on there dick and it is all bumpy

dominic tried to suck sabrinas cock but it was covered in dick moles
eww dick moles.

by cunt crammer69 December 28, 2005

Dick miles

A measurement of the amount of penis a female has received.

Man, you got a lemon. Stacy has a lot of dick miles on her. Did you get the warranty?

by Antikemet March 10, 2020

miles's dick

really big enormous with a flattering look always a pleasure to see it and feel it

miles's dick is enormous

by shandog May 28, 2014

Dickmolished

When two people are playing ping pong and a hit strikes one of the players in the dick

Dude, jimmy lost in ping pong last night after he got dickmolished by sandra

by @mickyminaj July 18, 2015

dickmiles

A.K.A. DM’s, the unit of measurement defining how many miles of penis ones partner has had laid into them throughout their history.

When choosing a life partner, it’s imperative to find a low DM or dickmiles model, this will help prevent the need for sidewalling.

by Struggling scartist January 23, 2021

butthole dickmole

Butthole Dickmole occurs when one is engaged in sexual intercourse of the anus and upon withdrawal of the penis, notices that there is a smidgen of poo on the head of his penis bearing much resemblence to a mole. If your name happens to be Spencer, you may panic in fear that your fuckbuddy might see the speck of shit which would cause severe awkwardness so you decide to ingest the mole-resembling dot of shit and then comment to your friends that it didnt even have a taste. "very bland"

Joe Shmoe: Im afraid to fuck her in the ass cuz i dont want to end up with a "Butthole Dickmole"

Spencer: Dude, all you have to do is eat it before she sees it and your golden man. besides, it doesnt even taste bad! AAA UUUUUUUU

by Vulgardefmaker January 19, 2008

dickholes

an insignificant amount, an amount not suitable for sufficient proficiency.

I have dickholes for internet connection.

by cocknswallow March 1, 2011