dick glitter

n. a party friendly way of talking about herpes. Gender neutral.

Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.

Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.

by lizf22 March 10, 2014

Glitter Dick

Homosexual

"God dammit that guy is such a fucking 'Glitter Dick'"

by I am a bic pen March 8, 2018

Glitter dick

When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.

"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"

by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017

glitter dick

A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.

"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."

by martinigurl January 15, 2008

Glitter dick

When you bang a stripper

"My friend went to the strip club and woke up the next morning with glitter dick."

by Kippernikis July 18, 2016

Glitter dick

Someone you have wanted to date but when you do its just a let down. It looks better than it is.

He may be fit but he has no personality. He's a complete glitter dick

by Glitterdickeater May 20, 2018

Glitter Dick

Albuquerque punk band. Known for their shows in the early 2000s, their album and their news appearances.

John: Hey, do you like glitter dick?
Garbanzo: Yeah man, I love their song midnight girl!

by Table_cloth August 25, 2023