When you have a crush on a girl/boy then when you finally start dating her/him, all you want to do is break up.
"Omg did you hear Liam was gonna dump erin"
"Omg ya he's such a glitter dick"
by Julia_penis_glitter January 25, 2017
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Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.
"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."
by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014
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A guy who fancies themselves larger than life and thinks they are a celebrity amongst their peers, and a legend in their own mind. He who dresses obnoxiously to be noticed by anyone and everyone.
"Oh my god you guys, Sean was showing me all of the pictures he took of ONLY himself for his myspace page- there must have been at least 35 of them, what a fuckin glitter dick."
by martinigurl January 11, 2008
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Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.
Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day
by N_E_K May 30, 2016
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the result of having glitter on one's penis.

usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.
by dirtyhairy August 05, 2007
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