One who is not keen on being straight or cool. Someone of complete and total gayness. A person who you cannot bare to talk to because their homosexuality reminds you of "Elton John and Liberachi sitting in a Hot Pink Cadillac, sucking the filling out of a crispy cream doughnut, while listening to a mix of Elton John's."

Adam: "Dude, did you talk to Andrew about not coming over?"
Sam: "I almost did, but he is just so gay I can't bring myself to speak with him"
Adam: "I know what you mean. He is such a dickwaggle."

Dickwaggle by Sam Hendrickson November 24, 2007

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Dickgiggle

The pain you feel when you have to pee but are sitting passenger in your friends car and they mess with you while they drive I hitting the brakes or going over bumps knowing that you can't go pee right that second.

My friends are assholes I have to pee so bad they keep hitting the breaks and giving me dickgiggles.

Dickgiggle by The OGAK December 10, 2017

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