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DICK FLY 

A tattoo artist that intentionally hides an erect or flaccid penis within the artwork of the tattoo that they are working on for no particular reason. Usually these tattoo artists take great pride at hiding their marvelous penis artwork from a majority of most people's eyes and is very hard to find to the untrained eye. Perfect
After saving my hard-earned money for 3 years, laboring day and night with blisters on my hands and feet, I finally got enough money together for the rocket ship tattoo on my back I've been saving up for. But lo and behold, my tattoo artist was a dick fly and I now have the world's largest boner on my back.
DICK FLY by Mr.Tank June 3, 2024
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A person with a tiny penis.
Person 1-look at my penis
Person 2- that's tiny man, you got a fly dick
fly dick by D.ave August 10, 2016

Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus

Anal Sex
Hey baby, you ready for me to Fly the Dick Shuttle to Uranus?

Fly's dick

A fly's dick is used to describe a very small measurement.
The bottom of the picture just has to go to the right a fly's dick more and it will be perfectly straight.
Fly's dick by camjoo February 17, 2009

Dick flying 

When a guy is running and his penis is swinging around in all directions.
My dick flying is getting better, Mike.
Dick flying by 938484747475757 February 20, 2017

dick flying 

when you get a lot boys in your dms
friend 1- what are you doing tonight

friend 2- not much just getting dick flying tonight
dick flying by rainbow908 November 14, 2019

suck a flying dick 

suck a flying dick to tell someone to fuck off or get lost
my ex girlfriend was up in my business i told her to suck a flying dick
suck a flying dick by bluebear October 5, 2020
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