dick flake

(n.) A male individual who takes a liking to the male anatomy that is commonly referred to as a "dick". It is also said for these individuals to have the tendency to be a person whose mannerisms, fashion, speech or personality is eccentric thus being called "flaky".

Person 1: "Hey did you see Marcellas at the dance last night?"

Person 2: "Yea, he was wearing that tight leather bodysuit and dancing around to Jennifer Lopez songs"

Person 1: "Wow. What a dick flake."

dick flake by c_s_a_filosoglou August 16, 2008

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frosted flake dick

after ejackulating let your cum dry up on your penis then rub off the flakes on someone

while my girlfriend was asleep i woke her to some frosted flake dick

frosted flake dick by Mr.cockwesel September 27, 2010

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Poop Dick Flakes

Poop Dick Flakes(PDF) are when you have had anal sex with your penis. After sex, the poop on your penis will dry up. When the poop on your penis dries up, you start losing your boner and the poop wil flake off onto the floor.

"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"

Poop Dick Flakes by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008