dick fan 

A fan made of dicks that has a cooling unit that squirts sperm to cool you down

damn it hot good thing i bought a dick fan
merry Christmas honey i got you a dick fan

dick fan by swagginninja January 2, 2012

fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

fan-dick by jsizzeeeee July 27, 2009

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

stick your dick in a fan by Just Rhino April 12, 2017

dick caught in the ceiling fan 

A Youtube meme that began on May 1, 2012 when someone made a rather humorous comment on a fake instructional video on how to touch a wall with an apple, saying "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan." Since then, the comment has gotten 15000+ thumbs up and has been copied ever since by various people posting comments on how-to videos even though it has nothing to do with the videos' content. This meme has grown to be almost as popular as the well-known Arrow in the knee meme.

Youtube Instructional Video: "Today I am gonna show you how properly ask a girl out..."

Commenter: "The instructions weren't clear enough. I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan."

dick caught in the ceiling fan by Terminus_Est July 21, 2013

dick fanta 

Rather yellow urine that resembles the soft drink Fanta, because one didn't drink enough liquid.

- "Dude, I'm bursting, I think I'll have a dick fanta."
- "Sure, down the hall to the left."

dick fanta by njk15 October 6, 2016

Dick fanning 

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned

Zach really loves a good dick fanning.

Dick fanning by Pimpdaddy08 July 18, 2020

Fanny Dick 

A Fanny Pack which is only used for transporting ruber dicks (dildo).

Yo, that guy has a fanny dick around his waist.

Fanny Dick by Rim Job Rob February 22, 2008