dick fan

A fan made of dicks that has a cooling unit that squirts sperm to cool you down

damn it hot good thing i bought a dick fan
merry Christmas honey i got you a dick fan

by swagginninja January 1, 2012

Dick fanning

The act of peasant women fanning the genital area of a man, who believes that he is a king, with large palm leaves.

Past tense: dick fanned

Zach really loves a good dick fanning.

by Pimpdaddy08 July 18, 2020

fan-dick

Another term for "busting my balls" or "breaking my balls" but its more like jamming your dick into a fan.

Dude, don't fan-dick me asshole... Or Jimmy just got fan-dicked by his brother.

by jsizzeeeee July 28, 2009

stick your dick in a fan

Doing something that will do you absolutely no good. Synonymous with piss in the wind

Why would you go to the ATM, you don't have any money. You might as well stick your dick in a fan.

by Just Rhino April 12, 2017