dick chores
Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.
dick chores by Char H January 8, 2006
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Cholesterol Dick
Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.
"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"
"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
Cholesterol Dick by ORegan March 22, 2015
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cheesesteak dickchoes
A little poop, a little pee and a little seamen all in a pile on a women's belly and in her belly button
Bobby came back with me from the bar and served me up a plate of cheesesteak dickchoes
Those cheesesteak dickchoes really filled my belly
Those cheesesteak dickchoes really filled my belly
cheesesteak dickchoes by Critchee April 19, 2018
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