dick chores

Menial tasks and busy work like cleaning, stocking, sorting, etc. that must be completed before you can go home from work.

"I should get off by 6, but I need to get my dick chores done first"

by Char H January 8, 2006

Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.

"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."

by ORegan March 22, 2015

cheesesteak dickchoes

A little poop, a little pee and a little seamen all in a pile on a women's belly and in her belly button

Bobby came back with me from the bar and served me up a plate of cheesesteak dickchoes

Those cheesesteak dickchoes really filled my belly

by Critchee April 19, 2018