dick blue

when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer

Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one?
Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue

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Dick blue cheese

When you're uncircumcised and you have dick cheese but you also have blue balls. So with that combination is dick blue cheese.

Damn my girl wouldn't let me smash cause I was uncircumcised and man I had major dick blue cheese.

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When A Handjob Is Gripped Really Tight And Your Dick Circulation Is Low

"Dont Grab My Dick Too Tight,You're Going To Give Me Blue Dick Trick"

Blue Dick by Psycz760 March 3, 2009

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And insult on both a person’s looks and personality. Describing someone as a dick that looks like blue waffle, and adding an extra burn to it.

“They’re ugly inside and out”
“They’re a Burnt blue dick waffle!”

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Blue dick is someone who’s a far left liberal that makes no sense and gets mad at everyone about politics.

Guy 1 - Hey did you talk to billy last night?

Guy 2 - Yeah unfortunately he’s a fuckin blue dick.

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A dick that isn't the biggest or the best but it shows up on time and gets the job done.

"Hay Cindy, how was last night"
"Well it was okay, not the biggest but it got the job done. You know, blue collar dick"

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I hate Andrew but I guess I will have to deal with it because he's a blue chip dick

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