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Dick Asshole
Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.
"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
Dick Asshole by aclockwork3 July 16, 2008
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Dick Asshole
Refers to a certain smell. It's when you walk into a room and someone, maybe a roomate, has made your room smell like the worst of the worse smells. It smells like taking a shit into a pussy with a yeast infection, and then cumming all over it; multiplied by ten.
"Oh my God, it fuckin' smells like dick asshole in here!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
"Holy balls man, yesterday I walked into my room, and it was so obvious my roomate hadn't showered for a week and just fucked his fat girlfriend, because it fuckin' smelled like total dick asshole in there!"
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dick flavored asshole
a person who is both a dick, and an asshole; or a person who you are un-sure how to classify them, dick or asshole
guy #1: he stepped on my shoe, what a dick!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!
guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!
always has been!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!
guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!
always has been!
dick flavored asshole by kameltoeexplorer June 9, 2011
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