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dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight
Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it
by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018
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Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.
Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.
by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019
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ADA (absent dick anxiety)

A person who has anxiety about not having a reliable source of dick (absent dick anxietny).
My girlfriend hates me but won’t break up with me because she has ADA (absent dick anxiety).
by Aubree 1 8D B April 6, 2019
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absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna
“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head
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