dick abs 

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

dick abs by Hildy Bongwater February 4, 2018

Absence makes the dick grow harder 

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

Absence makes the dick grow harder by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

ADA (absent dick anxiety) 

A person who has anxiety about not having a reliable source of dick (absent dick anxietny).

My girlfriend hates me but won’t break up with me because she has ADA (absent dick anxiety).

ADA (absent dick anxiety) by Aubree 1 8D B April 6, 2019

absolute fucking dick head

an ‘absolute fucking dickhead’ is someone who is an absolute fucking dickhead.

e.g - tianna

“look over there! its an absolute fucking dick head

absolute fucking dick head by not an absolute fucking dicked May 26, 2022