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Diamond Joe 

When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously
It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.
Diamond Joe by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022

Joe Diamond Fancy

Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
Joe Diamond Fancy breaks necks and cashes fuckin’ fat checks
Joe Diamond Fancy by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022

Joey Diamond 

Youtube celebrity Joey Diamond is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Indeed it was difficult for Joey. He Took alot of hurt and discrimination from people who never even took the time to get to know him for himself. And Joey admits that at times he did just wanna give up. But then he would be giving up on what he stands for. Joey's tired of trying to be this "Guy" that everyone made him into. A fake image that all these Closed minded immature people put him out there to be. And now he knows that his sexual orientation Shouldn't have an effect on his Real fans who truly love and support Joey Diamond no matter what. If you loved him Before you knew, Then why should it matter now? He still, and always will be... Joey Diamond Kamlley Jr. Faaasho.
Joey Diamond is hella tight.
Joey Diamond by Brandieeboo November 2, 2008
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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