diaje 

he’s a great guy, plays a lot of video games but doesn’t really know what he wants.

he’s willing to go with the flow of things, never ready in a rush, and in that case, very flexible and understanding — things don’t get to him so easy.

when i see diaje, i fall in love all over again. i wonder if he’ll fall in love with me…?

diaje by love.teyah November 26, 2021

Diet-inspired diabetes 

When the glamourous lifestyle you aspire to includes donuts, sugary drinks, and large portions, you are bound to develop "diet-inspired diabetes"

This is different from "diet controlled diabetes" (as this type suggests you make at least a feeble effort to control your diet.)

Diet-inspired diabetics are drawn to each other and often need to pool their resources in later life to pay for wheelchair ramps and prosthetic limbs.

One such club is known as the DOLAAT's ("Dying One Limb At A Time"). Such a popular club that there are chapters of DOLAATs in every nursing home across North America.

Man, those folks are in rough shape but they look so happy eating all those treats. I'm inspired to get diet-inspired diabetes too so I can join the DOLAAT club. I can't wait to wear a too-tight white T-shirt and have wheelchair races with them!

Diet-inspired diabetes by Mandi Harmony September 9, 2016

Diane

Someone who is real, her words can hurt you but all she doing is saying whats true. She's as sexy as they come. Her personality her heart will make u fall in love once you get to her soft side. She can be mean as fuck on her bad days. She has an adorable face. When she licks her lips! It makes u go crazy in the inside.

Who's that sexy thing over there? Oh thats Diane.

Diane by Slow Foe Jr. June 12, 2019

Crusty Diabetic 

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.

So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.

Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

Diane

The literal definition of perfection. The most perfect girl in the entire world. She is absolutely flawless in every single way, and her beauty shines like the sun. Shes hilarious, down to earth, the kindest woman you will ever meet, and someone who you just love to be around. Its nearly impossible to avoid falling in love with a woman like Diane

that girl sexy af, you already know her names Diane

Diane by VVxlxd February 11, 2018

Type 1 Diabetes 

When your pancreas doesnt work at all, but it IS NOT your fault. Type 1 is when you are not a fat ass and eat yourself sick. Its when your body goes apeshit crazy and kills itself staring with your pancreas. funnnnnnn, eh?

"So you have diabetes? but youre not fat?"

"I have type 1 diabetes dumbass..."

Type 1 Diabetes by MadiMay August 23, 2011

Diane

Sexiest cougar on the prowl!!

She is a Diane.

Diane by Cougars August 4, 2019