dewaholic

Used to describe a person, or animal that is addicted to the worlds greatest carbonated, and caffinated beverage, Mountain Dew.

Ryan: "Hello everyone"
Everyone: "Hi Ryan"
Ryan: "My names Ryan, and im a Dewaholic"

dewaholic by MiniTrucker July 23, 2006

derpaholic 

self explanatory. when you derp so much that it has become an addiction. soon after you become a derpaholic, you will most likely contract derpes, whether you give it to yourself from derping too much or a derpes positive person will give it to you.

Michael: "Derp derp derp derp derp derp!!!" Brandon: "Get away from me you derpaholic psychopath!" Michael: "Embrace the derp!!"

derpaholic by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 13, 2010

Dadaholic 

It's a dad that loves spending time with their kids, wife, family. A dad that would put family first over everything else. :) Someone that pays a lot of attention to the upbringing of their children.

Dadaholic of 3, happy husband, well educated college grad, renown doctor.

I am a dadaholic.

My kids love me, I'm a dadaholic.

Dadaholic by bchk May 5, 2011

dabaholic 

"A lil dab'l do ya!"

Similar to an alcoholic, but for weed. A dabaholic is known for taking dabs 24/7 and still being able to function. Dabs are a thc concentrate made with butane or alcohol. The phrase "We just tryin to fuction" resonates with dabaholics everywhere. True dabholics prefer shatter over other types of bho, because they know, that's the only way to dab.

Its not the healthiest way to smoke, but you get really high every time. Make sure you know who the fuck made your oil, so you dont get poisoned.

Dab Man - "If you don't got the shatter, the rest don't matter."
2- "Shut the fuck up, your just a dabaholic"
Dab Man - "More dabs!"
Person 2 - 'Shakes head and shrugs, there's nothing they can do about it, hes a fucking dabaholic'

dabaholic by thenakeddabman May 22, 2014

dogaholic 

Someone that is addicted to dogs. Someone who would hang out with a dog more than a human

Caitlyn your such a dogaholic every time you come to my house.

dogaholic by Carter81403 June 25, 2017

Debiholic 

man and or women addicted too using a Debit card.

Albert says that his wife Latoya is a debiholic.

Debiholic by Albert Hardin January 8, 2008

Daðaholic 

When you are an alcaholic but you are so handsome that no one really cares and the society accepts it

Have you heard, Ryan Gosling is an alcaholic.

Yeah but he´s so handsome, he´s an Daðaholic

Daðaholic by Sillypants Jackson September 3, 2013