deucin'
deucin' by Jack McKnight August 6, 2007
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Deucin
darrell's in the bathroom deucin right now, his lady better hope he dont get no splash back on the diggy branch...
i cant answer the door right now, im deucin..
i cant answer the door right now, im deucin..
Deucin by the rolemodel July 9, 2009
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deucin' • Deucin and Newsin • deucin out • Wifi Deucin' • deucie • deucing • Delcin • Deucen it up • deucing chamber • deucing it up
deucin out
To leave a place, conversation or anything else that you could remove yourself from, also can be used when you are going to bed.
deucin out by edougy March 28, 2009
Deucin and Newsin
The act of deucing and reading the news. An individual sits on a toilet and simultaneously reads the news. It is one of the known arts of deucing
Guy 1: Yo what you doin? Yo you deucing and staring?
Guy 2: Nah, Im reading the news and deucin. Im Deucin and Newsin.
Guy 2: Nah, Im reading the news and deucin. Im Deucin and Newsin.
Deucin and Newsin by SOGOANDGETYOMONEYDUFFLEBAGBOY February 4, 2017
Wifi Deucin'
Takin' a crap on company time and using a wi-fi compatible device to check the scores or an email, surf, etc. on a restroom break.
John: Dude! You were gone for like 40 mins!
Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!
John: Huh?
Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?
Coworker: yeah I took my 15 min break, but then I had to take a crap before the end of my shift and was Wifi deucin'!
John: Huh?
Coworker: Got an Ipod Touch?
Wifi Deucin' by BobbyO417 June 19, 2010
deucing it up
The act of taking one or more epic dumps. Usually, this term is used when you're making multiple trips to the throne for various reasons like, taking a laxative, getting bubble guts from eating White Castle, or doing a purge or a cleanse.
I was constipated after taking some antibiotics, so I took some milk of magnesia and I was deucing it up for like 9 straight hours. I filled that cup to the brim and shot it down like bourbon.
deucing it up by Davester75 October 14, 2013
micro deucing
The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
micro deucing by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020
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