dessert dick 

Dessert dick: when a man goes without sex or be in a sexual position for a long time

Man my girl finna give make me have dessert dick bruh

dessert dick by trapo100 October 7, 2016

dessert dick 

Dessert dick (noun):
When a man goes without sex or being in a sexual altercation for a long period of time

Man dude my girl funna make me have dessert dick

dessert dick by trapo100 October 7, 2016

desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time

"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."

desert dick by Batrastard July 19, 2003

desert dick

not getting any pussy for a very long periopd of time.

damn baby your going to develope some desert dick wile im gone!!

desert dick by Kayla Nikol April 24, 2008

desert dick

A man who has not had any sexual contact for a long time making his penis dried out and rinkly resembling a desert

man that dudes a desert dick he hasnt got pussy for years

desert dick by captain love April 1, 2009

Desert Dick

Desert Dick, or DDS (Desert Dick Syndrome) is a very serious illness that occurs in sexually active males. The male dick end, or knob, becomes red, dry and itchy, like the desert, somtimes the skin cracks and bleeding can occur. Its history is very unclear... The first case discovered was among the nates of the peguis first nation. Indian folklore tells of a young boy, by the name of Randy, stumbling into the forests of the Peguis first nation after huffing a large amount of gas.. He was then forced give anal sex to a big bear by the name of Terry. Randy then returned home and slept for two days without washing his penis. A terrible case of Desert Dick Syndrome (DDS) was the result. Masturbating with DDS can cause a very serious Illness called Cactus Cock.

Guy: "No baby, we cant have sex tonight"
Girl: "Why's that baby? You cant get a hard-on?"
Guy: " I havent showered since we last fucked, so now i've got the goddamned Desert Dick..."
Girl: "My god! that looks like the Sahara! Fuck!"

Desert Dick by Dismal Pole69 August 26, 2009

desert dick

the way your penis feels and looks because of lack of vaginal intercousre or maturbation. dry wrinkle cracked like a desert

yo mothafucka i aint got the vagine in a minute im truly rocking the desert dick

desert dick by j-hizz June 10, 2007