Skip to main content

desperapist

A noun describing a person, typically of the male gender, who is both desperate and sleazy. Characteristics of a desperapist include inappropriate touching, sleazy comments and uncomfortable closeness.
Ugh, Giovanni is such a desperapist! he wouldnt keep his hands to himself!
by Jacintaaaaaaaa August 1, 2010
mugGet the desperapist mug.

Desperacity Climax

The point at which a person reaches the intersection of drunk and desperate.
Example #1: 2 month dry spell + 6 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #2: 6 month dry spell + 3 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #3: 1 year dry spell + 2 drinks = desperacity climax
Example #4: 2 year dry spell...you don't need to be drinking to reach your desperacity climax
by DrunkNDesperate June 28, 2012
mugGet the Desperacity Climax mug.

Desperality

The state of mind of being so desperate, that nothing else matters.
Her Desperality was pretty high tonight !
mugGet the Desperality mug.

desperacity

when you run out of your favorite alcoohol and you drink whatever is left.
We ran out of Captain and Coke. In desperacity Tony drank Popov and Cactus Cooler.
by jihad1 January 8, 2012
mugGet the desperacity mug.

Hamline Desperatitis

This is a syndrome that first-year females can be diagnosed with this syndorme. The freshmen class at Hamline is 58% female and 42% male. Because of this, some females become even more desperate to claim a man before they are all taken. Their desperation gets to the point of daily entertainment. This can be contagious for the more desperate one female is, the more others will be to out do them.

Symptons include: Drawing pictures of jerseys with the number "69" on it in order to show sport-oriented men and saw they drew it "accidiently". Wearing heels they cannot walk in. Having a family member rent out a hotel at a casino for two over Spring Break and telling the male it is a surprise vacation for him. Dumbing themselves down in Math courses in order to ask him for help. Getting to class extra early so they can place their stuff down on the chair next to the one the gentlemen sits in, than sitting down in the chair on the other side of his. Turning their legs so the are under his small desk which is attached to chair. Resting their arms on his desk as he continues to scoot his body further away. After all of these attempts, still not having his number or have been asked out yet.
That poor girl had no control over coming down with Hamline Desperatitis.
by Secured female May 18, 2011
mugGet the Hamline Desperatitis mug.

Desperality

The point in a persons life where they become so horny and lonely, that they begin to engage in sexual acts with objects other then humans.
"why did garrett go into the bathroom with that watermelon?"
"he hasn't had sex in over three years, desperality is finally setting in."
by duckba December 10, 2015
mugGet the Desperality mug.

desperadissrotation

An desperate medical study clearly written at the last minute by a doctorate student out of good ideas and funding.
The study of dog farts differing by bread is a desperadissrotation, clearly.
by Hobbitlife333 December 30, 2021
mugGet the desperadissrotation mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email