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a person who tells lies.
"the skid was a insecure compulsive liar"
synonyms: diseased deceiver, broke bullshitter, fibber, falsifier, teller of lies, teller of untruths, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator, prevaricator, spinner, gimp
Show proof or your just a dervint tbh, dont do a dervint and hide now you cant fulfill your threats skid
dervint by Miss Facts August 15, 2016
Words you can keep
Lonely white male who spends all night playing World of War Craft instead of getting laid. Also known as a chronic masterbator.
Bob: U gonna hit the bar with us tonite, dude?

Dick: No. I think I'll stay home and play some W.O.W. I gotta level up!

Bob: Stop acting like a devinte and let's go get some poon!
devinte by B.Diddy August 4, 2007
A man who is a future Obama, has a sense of humour and likes to curse.
Dervin: What the fuck Rayyis!
dervin by AnAD._. August 31, 2019
a sexy mexican college student that sells mangos
i would fuck the shit out of dervin
Dervin by ppdestroyer6969696996 April 20, 2021

Derventio 

Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept

When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'

'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
Derventio by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009
Awesome guy who has a big ass shlong. sometimes timid when he first sees people but when you get to know him he’s the best person ever. he gets played by girls a lot prolly cuz it’s a black guy name.
friend : where you going
other friend : going to hangout w Devinte. he’s an awesome dude to hang out with
friend : oh shit lemme come
Devinte by Jeffery B. November 4, 2019
Some short ass Dominican bitch who gets no hoes and got the shrimp. Potentially gay.
Damn, his name must be Dervin cause he looks like a bitch.
Dervin by SalvadorianKing November 22, 2021
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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