Skip to main content
Lonely white male who spends all night playing World of War Craft instead of getting laid. Also known as a chronic masterbator.
Bob: U gonna hit the bar with us tonite, dude?

Dick: No. I think I'll stay home and play some W.O.W. I gotta level up!

Bob: Stop acting like a devinte and let's go get some poon!
devinte by B.Diddy August 4, 2007
Related Words
A man who is a future Obama, has a sense of humour and likes to curse.
dervin by AnAD._. August 31, 2019

Derventio 

Dangerous disease, caused by excessive use of tea.
Symptoms: Often taking(too long) breakes for drinking tea tea, being obsessed by farming tea, other herbs, and trees.
Also listening alot Limp Bizkit, and being very unlucky (especially in video games) is very common by infected people.
However, there are also smaller side effects, like naming things(chat channels ect.) after their obsessions.
Unfortunately, there is no way to cure this disease, exept

When u got this disease, it's highly advised to look for a Derventio expert, such as a psychiatrist.
'You shouldn't drink that much tea my dear son, you don't want to get Derventio, do you?'

'Cor Blimey! Put your music volume down, that Limp Bizkit is ruining my ears, you've got Derventio or something?!'
Derventio by Ammer & Randy July 8, 2009
Awesome guy who has a big ass shlong. sometimes timid when he first sees people but when you get to know him he’s the best person ever. he gets played by girls a lot prolly cuz it’s a black guy name.
friend : where you going
other friend : going to hangout w Devinte. he’s an awesome dude to hang out with
friend : oh shit lemme come
Devinte by Jeffery B. November 4, 2019
Some short ass Dominican bitch who gets no hoes and got the shrimp. Potentially gay.
Damn, his name must be Dervin cause he looks like a bitch.
Dervin by SalvadorianKing November 22, 2021