To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

Judi-Denching by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

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dechinglish

The act of editing a document poorly written in English by a native Chinese speaker into smoother wording.

The paperwork I received from China was so awkward I was forced to dechinglish it for 2 hours before it was readable.

dechinglish by Bigduckz June 18, 2008

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Delching

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.

G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching

Delching by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011

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Deroching

Forcibly initiating anal sex through the act of holding a gun to ones head

Hey give me those fireworks back before I deroche ya!
Or
Woah that b*tch sure could use a deroching

Deroching by Anon9u78 October 22, 2019

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