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Darching 

When a man repeatedly hits his testicles wth a table tennis paddle until swollen, blistered and sore.
Huw's scrotum was a mess after an intense night of darching.
Darching by Ruffleroo May 18, 2016
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darcying, darcied 

darcy's fingers became tired so he started darcying her instead

darcying, darcied 

Sexually stimulating another with one's thumb
Angus's hands got tired so he "darcied" nicole
darcying, darcied by Yarham January 1, 2005
When you call a chick and you masturbate to the sound of her voice
One of my college friends has an issue with darcing. We had to take his phone away at one point.
Darcing by scsu-dictionary November 24, 2022
darchin (m) darchine (f)
someone who is hungover and craves greasy food
Man last night was soo rough! I'm so hungry I feel like such a darchin
darchin by stralin January 15, 2008
A game played with a nerf gun where one person stands about 10-20 feet away and they shoot it at you and you try to catch it.

3 pts. if you catch it 1 handed
2 pts. if you catch it with 2 hands
1 pt. if you catch it against your body

A "point" is known as a datch.
Gabe: I have 7 datches... you?
Trevor: I only i have 3. I suck.
Jesse: Im a douche bag.
hahahahaha
Gabe: Datching is tight. It is a very balling sport.
datching by Gabe Glasser April 23, 2007
Bro I can’t stop darcing about this flight, what if we crash
darcing by ginge47 August 10, 2024
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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