Delching

To bestow an abundance of unsolicited attention onto an individual under the influence of alcohol in the pursuit of sexual gratification. Derives from the name of the main character in children’s animation Arthur Christmas.

G: Everyone went home and I was left with Tommy.

B: What happened?

G: I got delched.

B: Oh look there’s Tommy
G: What’s he doing?
B: Delching

by Santa’s ho December 23, 2011

Judi-Denching

To lift one’s leg in the air, like a cat, and reveal one’s butthole. Often done spontaneously and to surprise others. Requires flexibility to lift one’s leg nearly vertically. See film Cats (2019) for reference.

Girl to friend: Can you believe Britney?! She just Judi-Denched herself and then kissed her boyfriend. Iconic.

Chad: Bro, I met this girl on Tinder that wants to watch me Dench. Should I go for it?

Trent: Yeah bro, I’ve been Judi-Denching for my girl since spring break.

by Prudence19 December 30, 2020

dechinglish

The act of editing a document poorly written in English by a native Chinese speaker into smoother wording.

The paperwork I received from China was so awkward I was forced to dechinglish it for 2 hours before it was readable.

by Bigduckz June 18, 2008

Delphing

Verb.- To Delph- To masterbate while fantasizing about being gang.raped by a pod of DoIphin.

" Maury, I'm beginning to worry about Little Merv. I caught him delphing again, with my blown glass dolphin stuck in his bum!"

by The Grisliest of Grizzlies GRI June 21, 2020