der ferk 

Der ferk is a cleaner replacement for what the fuck. Used in mixed company, like in front of parents or teachers.

Dude, I got a 98 on that math test!
Der ferk? You stayed out partying last night, how'd you pull that off?

der ferk by totalg33k January 17, 2011

Vert der Ferk

The Swedish Chef coined translation of W.T.F., appropriate for incognito cursing around small children, marionettes, puppets or on television. It’s use is frowned upon in IKEA where Swedish vernacular is commonplace.

IKEA: “we’re ert of der meatballs.”
Me: “Vert der Ferk! You think I’m here for furniture?”
IKEA: “gert ert.”

Vert der Ferk by Bonehead September 7, 2021

vert der ferk

Swedish Meatball for What The Fuck?!?

Vert der ferk !!!!?!?? MOM ! Why would you flush my sack of fine China white heroin??

vert der ferk by R00T B33R October 6, 2020

derferk 

exclamation of wonder or confusion, as uttered by ignorant yokels. a shortened version of "what the fuck" and of similar speech as "they terkerjerbs" ie "they took our jobs"

"derferk!?" exclaimed Cletus, as he saw his coon hound drive away in his 4x4

derferk by mr bleakarm January 23, 2024