depeasant 

To actively remove peasants from your locale.

Nobleman: "One recently had one's minions depeasant one's estate"

depeasant by gutterminky May 31, 2014

Depressant

depressant

1. A chemical or substance that depresses the nervous system. e.g. alcohol.Often addictive.

2. A person who ruins everyone elses fun.

3. A relationship.

4. A member of the opposite sex.

John-"Hey whats wrong with you Timmy?"

Timmy-"I am full of this depressant," Points to a bottle of cheap vodka, "Because I'm still living with this depressant." points to expensive, unloving woman.

Depressant by Dry Rubber Chicken July 23, 2010

Dellasanta

(1) A work poo.
(2) The act of defecating in your office's restroom.

I just took a vicious Dellasanta, that poor intern who came into the bathroom when I was done had to smell it.

Dellasanta by Not SB June 16, 2010

depetasate 

To remove from a hat. From de + petasus + ate. Petasus is the Latin word for hat, and petas is the stem. Similar construction to defenestrate.

The magician depetasates the rabbit.

We depatasate the solution to the recurrence {F(n) = F(n-1) + F(n-2), F(1)=1, F(0)=0}, to reveal the Fibonacci sequence, 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, ... which is incidentally, also related to rabbits.

depetasate by lutherdriggers March 25, 2010

Depressants 

Ants that help you when you are sad. They may be therapy ants, or just good friend ants. Either way, they are ants. This is not to be confused with the medically prescribed anti depressants. These are just for any person who feels down.

Person 1: I'm feeling sad..
Person 2: Are you okay?
Person 1: yeah.. My depressants will help me.

Depressants by Sockth December 28, 2018

pacifier-dependant 

One who requires the use of a pacifier (Binky, Nuk5, MAM,) every day of one's life and experiences severe withdrawals in situations where use is prohibited. Typically experienced in infant stage, this addiction is normally eliminated by gradual "weaning" or reduction of use, to the point of elimination. Older stages of human development, including adults, may also experience this addiction. Withdrawal symptoms can be managed by creative use in situations where use is restricted. "Self-weaning" is a matter of free-will and acceptance.

The pacifier-dependant Adult Baby Girl is helpless to remove her Nuk5 pacifier. She throws a tantrum when her Daddy removes it from her mouth. Lollipops and ring-pops are of no help.

pacifier-dependant by GlennDL April 25, 2010

Shlappy Depressants 

The strongest most hard hitting psychedelics that will ever exist. You will proceed to fuck anything that moves and there is a 98% chance you will catch a rape case every time dropping these. Once you take a singular shlappy you will instantly want to kill yourself. Never take the shlappy depressant.

Phil: "Yo did you hear Ben dropped fucking 3 shlappy depressants!"
Steve: "Bro. He woke up with 10 dead women in his bed and jizz stains all over his sheets. He's already in jail dog."

Shlappy Depressants by bigstrappingcowboy October 4, 2022