denver omlete 

Fucking (and ejaculating inside of ) an elderly woman hard and quick, using butter or cooking oil for lube.

I've always wanted to make Betty White a denver omlete.

denver omlete by nliquid4m April 30, 2014

denver omlet 

To have intercourse so hard and make her lips of her vagina flop over with the males secretions in between

I gave Kaydee a Denver Omlet

denver omlet by Jaxattax May 9, 2017

Denver Omlette 

The act of placing your nutsac on the back tire of a bicycle, then having someone mount the bicycle, and begin to ride it, skipping and smacking your balls around.

"Dude, why are you limping?"
"I got soooo drunk and decided to make a denver omlette."
"sounds good!"
"no dude... my testicles got smashed..."

Denver Omlette by r3dpub June 13, 2008