Demetrio 

one of the coolest, most genuine person you'd ever meet. probably would be at the top of your friends list. they're born leaders and always stands up for what's right. if you know a demetrio like i do, you'd immediately notice how caring and selfless they are. demetrio's are charismatic as fuck and you could never get bored in their presence. they're witty and smart, easily the top of the class if they wanted to be. i can imagine the demetrio i know as a hero in a movie, he got all the characteristics: strong, passionate, caring, quick witted and humble. they're purely amazing, i don't know how i'm blessed enough to meet one but i'm thankful as hell because i would never wanna replace the demetrio i know.

person 1: have you met demetrio yet?
person 2: yes, they're other worldly!

Demetrio by kakaorcaca April 1, 2021

Demetrio 

a Puerto Rican Male with the powers of a liger, the brains of AI machine, and the charm of Zorro. He has the power to woo you and then disappear in the blink of an eye. His comedic styling is unparalleled and will leave you thinking, WHAT???!?!

Demetrio: "I wonder if Boston has so many bars because of its name. I mean if you say it with the accent it Bahston. It kind of sounds like Bahs-toon... bahs-town...bars-town.... GET IT?!"

Demetrio by Clyde McGinty March 24, 2012

demetrio 

robloxian person who like to date people online to get online head from a "girl the same age as him" but in reality is a old man looking for 17 year old crippled kids

oh no hes a demetrio, runnnnnn @commndobox(shoutout to the gram)

demetrio by Drake404 June 20, 2023

Demetrio 

Follower of Jesus Christ.

Demetrio is a follower of Jesus Christ at heart.

Demetrio by Coalmining49 October 7, 2025

Demetrio GQ

The most amazing man. Smart, determined, hard working, thoughtful, caring, DEAD SEXY, tall, funny, sweet, has a smile that will make you melt.....simply irresistible.

If you know Demetrio GQ, consider yourself lucky.

Tu eres mi pinguino, Demetrio GQ.

Demetrio GQ by Puffin2511 March 21, 2013

calix demetrio 

a dominant, yet non chalant guy. Pretty chill and maintains his composure when angry— he’s very mature and is the perfect gentleman.

knows how to treat a lady well. 1000% HUSBAND MATERIAL. also has a wild, aggressive side which is shown in other activities...

“OMG that dude is so nonchalant, he MUST be calix demetrio.”

“OMG calix demetrio f*cked me last night and he gripped my throat tightly while calmly explaining to him that i was his.”

calix demetrio by chickenfryyy January 19, 2021

Feed Demetri 

1. Taking a shit. You are the source of "food", and Demetri is the toilet. This is secretive way to communicate when you want too keep your bathroom use private.

Joshua : There are so many options in this food court, I'm thinkin we go with Panda Express.
Geoffrey : Dude, I'll be back shortly. I'm gonna go feed Demetri then I'll have room for some Beijing Beef.

Example 2
Sara : OMG Rach, those new Nacho Fries from Taco Bell were totally lit.
Rachel : Damn girl, Demetri will be eating well soon.

Example 3

Thomas (in bathroom) (in Russian accent) : EAT DEMETRI EEEEAAAAAT!!!!!

Nicole : What the fuck is he doing in there?

Henry : He's just feeding Demetri, Fireball and Hot Wings always do this to him.

Angie : Yea, the last time this happened, he had to perform Heimlich on Demetri, thankfully we had a plunger.

Feed Demetri by BigBunny4482 February 23, 2018